Warning Mature content! Spoilers!
The following blog introduces my girlfriend and what’s going to happen and next year I have to tell my mom over a meatloaf lunch to respect my boundaries over a meatloaf lunch. Now even though I’ve been out of the closet for 3 years, there are some stereotypes within Autism and Being Jewish I find annoying. Now my coming out was hard to do with the parents I had! Karma got to my dad and the guy I thought was cute in high school now works with him!
Now I want to make this perfectly clear, my Cousin Steve is Gay but Ron Wasserman (The Composer for Saban in the 90s has read this blog. I’m bi and even though I’m open about it now, my age of realization was high school.) College can’t be discussed on Sam’s thoughts but it has to be an actual book because it’s going to make you laugh and cry. Now I want to make this perfectly clear, my memoir is called Shattering the Ice and I’ve wanted to write it since High School! One thing that’s unique to me that someone my age has noticed is my Romantic side. His name is Tony DeLilis. Tony was the first domestic power rangers fan to help me. The first international power rangers/super sentai fan to help me was Lex Louw.
Last year as we know, we lost Kevin Conroy and Jason David Frank (Batman and Tommy from power rangers) Kevin came out 6 years before his death but even though I stopped watching power rangers a long time ago, Although Jason David Frank’s death was suicide, Ron Wasserman is about to learn where power rangers came from and that’s Japan!
Anime is one of my Autistic interests and last year, college came back to bite me in the ass! I want to make this perfectly clear, I’m scary when I have an anxiety attack. Now I want to make this perfectly clear, I’ve been making people laugh since I was a teenager but even though Zordon is a fictional character, he could get arrested if he didn’t make Andros commit euthanasia!
January
I want to make this clear, my parents told me about their divorce 3 months after our I got out of high school. Making people laugh and learning to cook was the escape I needed from my family. Now behind my parents backs my brother and I would fight. My mom is the overprotective Jewish parent and although she was a bully to my pen pal after my dog died, neither parent said the words, “I support you!” My mom forced my same sex attraction out of me from high school and my dad works with him
My mom got me a gift box to Harry and David and the person she was bullying was my pen pal Katie. Now for my 30th birthday I got to see someone from birthright and although we’re friends, the most important things to me are happy memories and making people laugh over a meal. My mom knows two of my pen pals, Katie and Tony.
Tony first met me online after the divorce and both of his parents are dead. My girlfriend knows I don’t smoke but she drinks responsibly
Before we started dating we went snow tubing where I volunteer
February
Now long time readers know that I’m Jewish and Jewish people and Muslims are the world’s oldest target. If your names are Masar, Noah, Michael B. and Keenan, I might be a wizard in the Kitchen but I’m not a bitch. Since Michael and I are just a year apart in age, Fuzzy was my dragonzord and even though he died when I was in college, While he was alive he was 8 inches tall and weighed 13 pounds and he looked like an Eevee. My Cousin Brian challenged me to read Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality. Now one thing I hate about Autistic stereotypes, you’re good for one thing and my brother was born the day after my dog died. Now my younger brother actually makes Buzz McCallister (Devin Ratray) from Home Alone look like a saint.
My brother has become even more toxic as he got older but a person who died 7 years ago believes me that he was abusive were my college buddies, Nelson, Alex and Katie. Katie called him a punk. Nelson is also Autistic and Alex helped me leave the closet. During Hanukkah he met my girlfriend but since his family tree is the exact same as mine. We have a new dog on my mom’s side on February 22nd! Her name is Maria and because I took Spanish in high school, she trusts me more than my younger brother.
March
Now I met my girlfriend on March 14th and she’s 5′ 2″ and Black. The way I told her I was Bi is after a phone call with Pride Across the Bridge and as you can see, we’re still together. The reason I’m open about it is because I got abused by a gay guy from college who made me feel like shit after a suicide. Now I came out 3 months into the pandemic and my parents didn’t understand.
Now I was popular in high school, Alex dropped out, Nelson was also popular but my brother thinks I still belong in diapers. Because I volunteer in the cafeteria, I have to deal with my ex from college. During College, I was pulled into the director’s office to the point where I wanted to throw her in jail! So what did I do about it? 10 leadership conferences.
Now Nelson and Alex became the family I never got and although we have to give you an update on Nelson. I get Bi-erasure from my own family. Autism and eyesight made me feel like the youngest. Now Alex is the first person within my age range to say “I support you.” My girlfriend’s favorite movie that we’ve watched together is…
Now Nelson is straight but because Nelson’s one of my best friends, I was invited to his house for a Labor Day Barbecue and we had Buffalo Chicken. Now Alex isn’t Autistic but his parents got divorced when he was in middle school. One of my autistic interests is making the world a better place and I love to enjoy a good movie. They say that true geniuses were born in March and April. I got Fuzzy back in March 2009 and Fred Rogers was born on March 20th. Even though Mr. Rogers is dead, I can imitate him and one thing I’m going to do in my comedy career is talk like him in my comedy
April
Now I came out 3 months into Covid-19 and even though I live alone, sometimes I feel like I still live with my mom. Now even though I haven’t had a boyfriend, it’s the family prejudice that bothers me. My mom’s very overprotective of me. That overprotective nature lead to me being claustrophobia! George Sear (Benji) would appear in the movie as the guy I thought was cute in high school. Although I’m out to my girlfriend, That’s how I knew and I kept it secret for 13 years.
Now I’m not the most religious Jew on the planet but I need to do something that makes me happy. Now If you aren’t knew to Sam’s thoughts you should know I’m really good at Scrabble and my greatest accomplishment after the pandemic was beating my mom in Scrabble.
Now I started collecting Action Figurines in 4th grade and Michael B really wants to see them and although his favorite Power Ranger is Tommy and Jason David Frank is Dead. While alive, he battled a lifelong battle with ADHD.
April 20, 2023
My dominant reason for not wanting children is I’ve dealt with a lot of overgrown preschoolers. My dad heard Asperger Syndrome in 1993, I wouldn’t hear it until 8th grade. Nelson’s parents since Elementary School told him to not trust Jewish people. When he was earning our associate’s I was verbally harassed by our director after winter break! Nelson’s parents wanted him to be friends with another Autistic student named Evan Rosenberg! Now I asked Evan if he was Gay and it lead to him telling Nelson not to trust me.
Now I interviewed my Cousin Steve about being Gay. Steve’s 6′ 5″ and teaches 4th Grade. Autistic people have over sensory episodes. So things like Smoke Alarms would be difficult. Nelson’s move to Texas made me angry at his parents. Nelson was my, “You don’t understand!” friend! Now even though my girlfriend is important I interviewed Steve 3 years ago. My brother’s also disabled but my mom bullied me for 12 years because of my pen pal in Russia!
I found a cool place in Seattle called Art Marble and I might hold a bachelor party there. Now Nick Nelson is a comic book character I can relate to!
Joe Locke: Holy Shit dude that’s a lot of figures!
Joe Locke: What are some things you discuss with Nelson?
Joe Locke: Sam, which Katie is which again?
The Double Edged Sword meaning of April 29th
Now look, I retired my power rangers fandom and I taught Nelson about where power rangers came from. The Jewish food that won him over was Matzoh Ball Soup. When he ate it, it was my fuck you to his parents! Now even though I’m the cook between my girlfriend and I. She cried while we were watching Ed Wood!
My parents were married for 23 years and although I didn’t have a choice about living with my brother, he went bald after we live together and my parents wouldn’t like what I called him because he bullied me just for being Autistic but During April 29th is the day I lost someone to suicide 7 years ago. I still celebrate her birthday since nobody gave a damn about her when she was alive.
Because I’m a Passover baby, the best way to fast is with Mexican Food, A Bowl of Fried Rice, A Bowl of Chili etc. Now i don’t keep Kosher but you can Lettuce Wrap a Burger! My best friend’s Dad said that the only time Pork is Kosher is if you eat it in Asian restaurant
Now even though I’m the older of two brothers but I could still pass for my late 20s. Shirquita really enjoys my pin collection that I started after I stopped living with my abusive brother. When a Jewish person dies you get to have Shiva for them. When Alexandra Olson was alive, I told her all the things I enjoy and in 2016 She killed herself at 53, Although She’s dead I got abused by a former friend. Now even though my parents know about my blog, she got to meet Nelson when she was alive!
Now I met Nelson 4 months after I met Alex but Autistics can remember things easier than most people, but when I came out my mom heard “love and Nelson in the same sentence!” thus she assumed it was Nelson, the actual person I had a crush on is married now but even though his parents banned power rangers but he knows what super sentai is. His favorite Harry Potter Book is Prisoner of Azkaban, His Favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur and he DOES remember the Batman Cartoon from when we were kids. The late Kevin Conroy was Gay.
Now if I were to revive him I’d want him to voice my dog, Fuzzy! Kevin Conroy would get to say this; “Dude, Sam if you morphed into the green ranger you’d barf in Dragonzord’s Cockpit and last I checked, Zordon doesn’t pay for Dry Cleaning!”
Now Even though I like Harry Potter, the world of Middle Earth is far more diverse, for Christmas I actually gave my girlfriend The Fellowship of The Ring. Now where I volunteer, there’s a staff person named Michael Brown who really wants to see my collectibles.
Now I started volunteering before the pandemic AND coming out. One of my talents is Scrabble. Although I get along with people older than me, my biggest struggle as an Autistic is fitting in with people my age. My golden rules where I volunteer are 1) Don’t cause drama 2) Don’t swear and 3) Make good food.
Now Michael B I call Senor Verde because his favorite Power Ranger is Tommy during his Green Ranger days but because I live independently, I bought him a pinball and pranked him. Now Michael B’s Grandma taught him how to play Scrabble. My Scrabble teacher was my mom and I have only beaten her 4 times. but this year I got the 7 letter bingo
May
Now Lisa C is a middle aged Black Woman and she’s met my parents. Now I want to remind you guys parents are people too.
When I came out to my mom, she wanted to know who it was. I can’t reveal the answer on Sam’s thoughts but Karma got to my parents since I got the love from him, I never got from my brother. In fact, his parents had a miscarriage too. My Crush expired when he gave me a ride home from the all night senior party.
When I came out to my dad he shouted at me. Although I have a girlfriend now, I abide by her boundaries on Sam’s thoughts. In College, I met Nelson and although his move to Texas is his parents decision to be closed minded Conservatives. Now I told myself whomever I marry, Rabbi Latz will lead the ceremony.
Although I met Nelson when I was 23 and he was 19, what won me over is the way Nelson Laughs. So we had Thai Food and I was his Chaperone and we became brothers in 2016. Now Rabbi Latz hasn’t seen me since my Bar Mitzvah but he’s going to learn about the Bi-Erasure and Antisemitism, I experienced during college.
Rabbi Latz is 53 and one Jewish tradition is you get to stomp on a wine glass during the ceremony.
Now Even though Nelson and I are best friends my way of saying fuck you to his family is by getting him to try Matzoh Ball Soup and since I’m writing this like one of Rabbi Latz’s Sermons. I told Nelson the hidden meanings of April 3, 1971, April 5, 1975 and he already knows what August 28th, 1993 means!
Now Ron Wasserman has seen my comedy but he has also read this blog. The Power Rangers are NOT my favorite superheroes. Autism makes it hard to employ me but my buddy Jay believes that’s society’s problem! Now even though I left the closet during covid, my girlfriend will be receiving The Two Towers as her Valentine’s Day Practical Present. My present tor her is some flowers and Dark Chocolate. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Once and Always gets a 7/10.
My mother’s day tradition with my mom is usually a meal and a movie. This year we watched the Karate Kid and had Fajitas. Next year I’m obligated to watch Hamilton and I was given Disney+ for Hanukkah
Now Ron should know that Go Green Ranger Actually has a lot of hidden meanings for me as a young Jewish person.
Tommy is not my favorite power ranger but David Yost should know that I was the kid in middle school who was shy and got nose bleeds a lot. I started Comedy as a way to overcome Social Anxiety although Ron Wasserman has read my blog before, California might have In N Out but while in Seattle, I highly recommend that Ron try Dick’s Drive In and go to Archie McPhee. Seattle is also known for Coffee, Pike Place Market and the Space Needle. Now Ron should know I made a comment on YouTube That went Viral and got 500 likes.
Now Mom’s are people too and I learned to cook at 25. I gave my Uncle Aaron a meal plan for announcement next year. Now if you know one person with Autism you just know that one person. Now this is true because I’m about to talk about someone named Mike Ahlrep.
Mike’s girlfriend actually broke up with him and even though this blog is my safe space and I’m out to my girlfriend but the reason I’m not friends with Mike anymore is because I felt awful when someone in my synagogue committed suicide. Even though I didn’t know what suicide was in elementary school what suicide was, I knew since Elementary School that’s how Jason David Frank would die! I haven’t tested positive for Covid but my brother would wish it on me!
What coming out was like for me
Even though I love my family, my girlfriend has cured what I call my name curse!
Now in Sam’s thoughts, I don’t go into Same sex attraction because my girlfriend and I have a plan because I am going to talk about my name curse!
My Cousin Steve and I are both named after my grandpa, Sam Schiller and he’s about to learn about some things I taught my best man. Nelson was on his high school’s foot ball team. I was the first Jewish president of my high school’s world culture club and standup co,edy was my senior project. Now even though I met Nelson during college, Shattering the Ice won’t shy away from the bullying and I can make Nelson laugh. Now Nelson agrees with me that what his parents are doing to me is inappropriate!
Now even though I’ve been out of the closet for 3 years, my buddy Alex was easier to come out to because I can change my native Seattle dialect at the drop of a dime. Now even though I face stereotypes all my life Alex and Nelson have witnessed Toxic Masculinity with my brother.
Now my girlfriend was impressed by my culinary skills, my writing and my comedy. Nelson’s sister Liz actually told me that her brother’s lucky to have him as a friend. Before he moved to Texas, we were watching Beavis and Butthead and he was laughing really loudly and his sister Lauren shouted “Nelson I’m trying to Sleep!” Even though Nelson’s a Republican, Since he’s getting a copy of this that it was like dealing with a Lesbian with a hissy fit!
So what were the 6people who helped break my name curse and how did they do it?
My girlfriend, Katie (From Russia and College), Nelson, Alex Allie
Because this is my first mention of Allie on Sam’s thoughts. Allie and have the same interests but now that I left the closet, I feel a more free. Because Allie has seen my stuff through FaceTime. Allie has Homework for the Wedding! But she gets to have some pre wedding fun. Nelson might be Hispanic but his heart is Jewish. Now I want to make this clear.
Allie’s ex was on my tour but they were the bully. Thus I have no interest in her. Now Allie and I have one of the same fears and that’s clowns. Although it’s common knowledge that jason David Frank’s cause of death. Although Tommy is the most popular power ranger while alive, Jason David Frank had ADHD.
Allie is going to see Where Power Rangers came from when she comes from the wedding. But here’s the catch. She has to read a Poem and shave her hair. This is because both of us are fans of Avatar the Last Air Bender. The Sequel show has LGBT themes.
My girlfriend has tried my Fish Tacos and the best way to make a fish taco is season it with citrus. In May I met Leo the Pomeranian
June!
Now June is pride month and even though I left the closet at the start of covid-19. Mr. Abel Charrow has a homework assignment, He gets to see the inside of my apartment before I get Married. Although he’s invited to the wedding, he knows that I exist but when I came out to my family they didn’t seem to care how I felt. I want Abel to see the reflection of my younger self via the apartment. I have what I call Autism soft topics and what won Nelson over is how much I know about power rangers. Nelson was the power rangers fan who was always in trouble and I was the Jewish comic who got bullied all the way to college. Now even though I watch Power Rangers with my girlfriend, I have to share the volunteer site with my ex and I can see through her lies.
One thing that always bothers me is when people talk down to me and just see the power ranger fan. Now I supported LGBT lives before coming out myself but when I came out 3 years ago, it was hard to tell my parents because of the arguments I had with my younger brother. I had Starbucks with the person who introduced me to my friend Jay and I found a bonus copy of the big Lebowski
July
My girlfriend got to meet Casey. Casey has never met my parents or my younger brother. Thank g-d for that but this is a joke at my expense, I was circumcised by Edward Scissorhands. Now my mom’s no longer friends with a woman named Jessie Brynan. I heard homophobic comments about my dad. I wanted to come out after high school. I wanted to come out at 21 but my dog died. I came out at 30 but my mom told my Uncle Ralph. Although I forgave her, in college I met Nelson and she gave me a Jewish guilt trip about my friendship because the only time she saw her first born son angry was when he had to reveal about the first same sex attraction during high school. The crush expired on the way home as I had food poisoning
Although I beat Ron Wasserman this year, power rangers aren’t my only autistic hyper focused interest. This is the YouTube of the devil when he had hair.
Now even though I’m working on a Harry Potter fan fiction for my Girlfriend where Harry is Sorted into Slytherin. I’m using it to vent Nelson Amador Jr’s move. Now even though I lived with my brother for 8 months, Karma got to him because I finally have a girlfriend who’s the size of the Hobbit and will allow my supposed “gay” side that I tried to oppress. The reason why I tried to oppress it is because in College, the director of my associates was a massive bitch and was hypocritical of Jewish Holidays. My girlfriend bought me a switch and while I’m getting better at video games, I’m more of a movie guy!
August!
During College I spent a lot of time in the director’s office. Now even though I live independently, my dad doesn’t believe me about how words can hurt as much getting a bloody nose. One thing that hurts to this day is family nepotism! Now the age I realized it was 20 but my girlfriend’s glad that I’m the chef between the two of us. Even though I left the closet 13 years ago and my jokes come out faster, my mom knows about Sam’s thoughts and the next step after that is to get married and write Shattering the Ice because she, a few of my exes, my brother talk down to me. My parents met Mr. P. Even though we’re friends Mr. P’s favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur, his favorite Harry Potter Book is Prisoner of Azkaban and In the 60s we had a Hispanic Gay Joker, in the 90s Mark Hamill was our Joker and the late Kevin Conroy was Gay.
The craziest thing about my life is that a lot of people who bullied me growing up have apologized to me but those who always thought I was bright in elementary school are still impressed. Now I don’t have any interest in having kids because of college drama. Nelson treats me like family. Now my golden rule on Sam’s thoughts is I don’t talk about college but I save it for my memoir but in order to be discreet, I will say this!
In college there were a set of identical twins and mirror twins with bipolar disorder. So what’s a mirror twin, if one of us is vegan, the other would eat meat. Now the reason I didn’t like college because I have experienced Antisemitism since 5th grade and the student was Black.
Now I met Alex and behind the director’s back I went to 10 conferences and Alex HAS seen what I started in 4th grade> Now
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2023 Yearly Recap
Warning Mature content! Spoilers!
The following blog introduces my girlfriend and what’s going to happen and next year I have to tell my mom over a meatloaf lunch to respect my boundaries over a meatloaf lunch. Now even though I’ve been out of the closet for 3 years, there are some stereotypes within Autism and Being Jewish I find annoying. Now my coming out was hard to do with the parents I had! Karma got to my dad and the guy I thought was cute in high school now works with him!
Now I want to make this perfectly clear, my Cousin Steve is Gay but Ron Wasserman (The Composer for Saban in the 90s has read this blog. I’m bi and even though I’m open about it now, my age of realization was high school.) College can’t be discussed on Sam’s thoughts but it has to be an actual book because it’s going to make you laugh and cry. Now I want to make this perfectly clear, my memoir is called Shattering the Ice and I’ve wanted to write it since High School! One thing that’s unique to me that someone my age has noticed is my Romantic side. His name is Tony DeLilis. Tony was the first domestic power rangers fan to help me. The first international power rangers/super sentai fan to help me was Lex Louw.
Last year as we know, we lost Kevin Conroy and Jason David Frank (Batman and Tommy from power rangers) Kevin came out 6 years before his death but even though I stopped watching power rangers a long time ago, Although Jason David Frank’s death was suicide, Ron Wasserman is about to learn where power rangers came from and that’s Japan!
Anime is one of my Autistic interests and last year, college came back to bite me in the ass! I want to make this perfectly clear, I’m scary when I have an anxiety attack. Now I want to make this perfectly clear, I’ve been making people laugh since I was a teenager but even though Zordon is a fictional character, he could get arrested if he didn’t make Andros commit euthanasia!
January
I want to make this clear, my parents told me about their divorce 3 months after our I got out of high school. Making people laugh and learning to cook was the escape I needed from my family. Now behind my parents backs my brother and I would fight. My mom is the overprotective Jewish parent and although she was a bully to my pen pal after my dog died, neither parent said the words, “I support you!”
My mom got me a gift box to Harry and David and the person she was bullying was my pen pal Katie. Now for my 30th birthday I got to see someone from birthright and although we’re friends, the most important things to me are happy memories and making people laugh over a meal. My mom knows two of my pen pals, Katie and Tony.
Tony first met me online after the divorce and both of his parents are dead. My girlfriend knows I don’t smoke but she drinks responsibly
Before we started dating we went snow tubing where I volunteer
February
Now long time readers know that I’m Jewish and Jewish people and Muslims are the world’s oldest target. If your names are Masar, Noah, Michael B. and Keenan, I might be a wizard in the Kitchen but I’m not a bitch. Since Michael and I are just a year apart in age, Fuzzy was my dragonzord and even though he died when I was in college, While he was alive he was 8 inches tall and weighed 13 pounds and he looked like an Eevee. My Cousin Brian challenged me to read Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality. Now one thing I hate about Autistic stereotypes, you’re good for one thing and my brother was born the day after my dog died. Now my younger brother actually makes Buzz McCallister (Devin Ratray) from Home Alone look like a saint.
My brother has become even more toxic as he got older but a person who died 7 years ago believes me that he was abusive were my college buddies, Nelson, Alex and Katie. Katie called him a punk. Nelson is also Autistic and Alex helped me leave the closet. During Hanukkah he met my girlfriend but since his family tree is the exact same as mine. We have a new dog on my mom’s side on February 22nd! Her name is Maria and because I took Spanish in high school, she trusts me more than my younger brother.
March
Now I met my girlfriend on March 14th and she’s 5′ 2″ and Black. The way I told her I was Bi is after a phone call with Pride Across the Bridge and as you can see, we’re still together. The reason I’m open about it is because I got abused by a gay guy from college who made me feel like shit after a suicide. Now I came out 3 months into the pandemic and my parents didn’t understand.
Now I was popular in high school, Alex dropped out, Nelson was also popular but my brother thinks I still belong in diapers. Because I volunteer in the cafeteria, I have to deal with my ex from college. During College, I was pulled into the director’s office to the point where I wanted to throw her in jail! So what did I do about it? 10 leadership conferences.
Now Nelson and Alex became the family I never got and although we have to give you an update on Nelson. I get Bi-erasure from my own family. Autism and eyesight made me feel like the youngest. Now Alex is the first person within my age range to say “I support you.” My girlfriend’s favorite movie that we’ve watched together is…
Now Nelson is straight but because Nelson’s one of my best friends, I was invited to his house for a Labor Day Barbecue and we had Buffalo Chicken. Now Alex isn’t Autistic but his parents got divorced when he was in middle school. One of my autistic interests is making the world a better place and I love to enjoy a good movie. They say that true geniuses were born in March and April. I got Fuzzy back in March 2009 and Fred Rogers was born on March 20th. Even though Mr. Rogers is dead, I can imitate him and one thing I’m going to do in my comedy career is talk like him in my comedy
April
Now I came out 3 months into Covid-19 and even though I live alone, sometimes I feel like I still live with my mom. Now even though I haven’t had a boyfriend, it’s the family prejudice that bothers me. My mom’s very overprotective of me. That overprotective nature lead to me being claustrophobia! George Sear (Benji) would appear in the movie as the guy I thought was cute in high school. Although I’m out to my girlfriend, That’s how I knew and I kept it secret for 13 years.
Now I’m not the most religious Jew on the planet but I need to do something that makes me happy. Now If you aren’t knew to Sam’s thoughts you should know I’m really good at Scrabble and my greatest accomplishment after the pandemic was beating my mom in Scrabble.
Now I started collecting Action Figurines in 4th grade and Michael B really wants to see them and although his favorite Power Ranger is Tommy and Jason David Frank is Dead. While alive, he battled a lifelong battle with ADHD.
April 20, 2023
My dominant reason for not wanting children is I’ve dealt with a lot of overgrown preschoolers. My dad heard Asperger Syndrome in 1993, I wouldn’t hear it until 8th grade. Nelson’s parents since Elementary School told him to not trust Jewish people. When he was earning our associate’s I was verbally harassed by our director after winter break! Nelson’s parents wanted him to be friends with another Autistic student named Evan Rosenberg! Now I asked Evan if he was Gay and it lead to him telling Nelson not to trust me.
Now I interviewed my Cousin Steve about being Gay. Steve’s 6′ 5″ and teaches 4th Grade. Autistic people have over sensory episodes. So things like Smoke Alarms would be difficult. Nelson’s move to Texas made me angry at his parents. Nelson was my, “You don’t understand!” friend! Now even though my girlfriend is important I interviewed Steve 3 years ago. My brother’s also disabled but my mom bullied me for 12 years because of my pen pal in Russia!
I found a cool place in Seattle called Art Marble and I might hold a bachelor party there. Now Nick Nelson is a comic book character I can relate to!Trivia! Joe Locke (Charlie looks like my best friend) and because there’s a staff person named Noah who knows when my birthday is. He’ll get to not meet Nelson but a person I can’t talk about on Sam’s thoughts. In real life, Joe Locke is Gay but here are some lines he’d get to say as this person once Shattering the Ice becomes a movie
Joe Locke: Holy Shit dude that’s a lot of figures!
Joe Locke: What are some things you discuss with Nelson?
Joe Locke: Sam, which Katie is which again?
The Double Edged Sword meaning of April 29th
Now look, I retired my power rangers fandom and I taught Nelson about where power rangers came from. The Jewish food that won him over was Matzoh Ball Soup. When he ate it, it was my fuck you to his parents! Now even though I’m the cook between my girlfriend and I. She cried while we were watching Ed Wood!
My parents were married for 23 years and although I didn’t have a choice about living with my brother, he went bald after we live together and my parents wouldn’t like what I called him because he bullied me just for being Autistic but During April 29th is the day I lost someone to suicide 7 years ago. I still celebrate her birthday since nobody gave a damn about her when she was alive.
Because I’m a Passover baby, the best way to fast is with Mexican Food, A Bowl of Fried Rice, A Bowl of Chili etc. Now i don’t keep Kosher but you can Lettuce Wrap a Burger! My best friend’s Dad said that the only time Pork is Kosher is if you eat it in Asian restaurant
Now even though I’m the older of two brothers but I could still pass for my late 20s. Shirquita really enjoys my pin collection that I started after I stopped living with my abusive brother. When a Jewish person dies you get to have Shiva for them. When Alexandra Olson was alive, I told her all the things I enjoy and in 2016 She killed herself at 53, Although She’s dead I got abused by a former friend. Now even though my parents know about my blog, she got to meet Nelson when she was alive!
Now I met Nelson 4 months after I met Alex but Autistics can remember things easier than most people, but when I came out my mom heard “love and Nelson in the same sentence!” thus she assumed it was Nelson, the actual person I had a crush on is married now but even though his parents banned power rangers but he knows what super sentai is. His favorite Harry Potter Book is Prisoner of Azkaban, His Favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur and he DOES remember the Batman Cartoon from when we were kids. The late Kevin Conroy was Gay.
Now if I were to revive him I’d want him to voice my dog, Fuzzy! Kevin Conroy would get to say this; “Dude, Sam if you morphed into the green ranger you’d barf in Dragonzord’s Cockpit and last I checked, Zordon doesn’t pay for Dry Cleaning!”
Now Even though I like Harry Potter, the world of Middle Earth is far more diverse, for Christmas I actually gave my girlfriend The Fellowship of The Ring. Now where I volunteer, there’s a staff person named Michael Brown who really wants to see my collectibles.
Now I started volunteering before the pandemic AND coming out. One of my talents is Scrabble. Although I get along with people older than me, my biggest struggle as an Autistic is fitting in with people my age. My golden rules where I volunteer are 1) Don’t cause drama 2) Don’t swear and 3) Make good food.
Now Michael B I call Senor Verde because his favorite Power Ranger is Tommy during his Green Ranger days but because I live independently, I bought him a pinball and pranked him. Now Michael B’s Grandma taught him how to play Scrabble. My Scrabble teacher was my mom and I have only beaten her 4 times. but this year I got the 7 letter bingo
May
Now Lisa C is a middle aged Black Woman and she’s met my parents. Now I want to remind you guys parents are people too.
When I came out to my mom, she wanted to know who it was. I can’t reveal the answer on Sam’s thoughts but Karma got to my parents since I got the love from him, I never got from my brother. In fact, his parents had a miscarriage too. My Crush expired when he gave me a ride home from the all night senior party.
When I came out to my dad he shouted at me. Although I have a girlfriend now, I abide by her boundaries on Sam’s thoughts. In College, I met Nelson and although his move to Texas is his parents decision to be closed minded Conservatives. Now I told myself whomever I marry, Rabbi Latz will lead the ceremony.
Although I met Nelson when I was 23 and he was 19, what won me over is the way Nelson Laughs. So we had Thai Food and I was his Chaperone and we became brothers in 2016. Now Rabbi Latz hasn’t seen me since my Bar Mitzvah but he’s going to learn about the Bi-Erasure and Antisemitism, I experienced during college.
Rabbi Latz is 53 and one Jewish tradition is you get to stomp on a wine glass during the ceremony.
Now Even though Nelson and I are best friends my way of saying fuck you to his family is by getting him to try Matzoh Ball Soup and since I’m writing this like one of Rabbi Latz’s Sermons. I told Nelson the hidden meanings of April 3, 1971, April 5, 1975 and he already knows what August 28th, 1993 means!
Now Ron Wasserman has seen my comedy but he has also read this blog. The Power Rangers are NOT my favorite superheroes. Autism makes it hard to employ me but my buddy Jay believes that’s society’s problem! Now even though I left the closet during covid, my girlfriend will be receiving The Two Towers as her Valentine’s Day Practical Present. My present tor her is some flowers and Dark Chocolate. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Once and Always gets a 7/10.
My mother’s day tradition with my mom is usually a meal and a movie. This year we watched the Karate Kid and had Fajitas. Next year I’m obligated to watch Hamilton and I was given Disney+ for Hanukkah
Now Ron should know that Go Green Ranger Actually has a lot of hidden meanings for me as a young Jewish person.
Tommy is not my favorite power ranger but David Yost should know that I was the kid in middle school who was shy and got nose bleeds a lot. I started Comedy as a way to overcome Social Anxiety although Ron Wasserman has read my blog before, California might have In N Out but while in Seattle, I highly recommend that Ron try Dick’s Drive In and go to Archie McPhee. Seattle is also known for Coffee, Pike Place Market and the Space Needle. Now Ron should know I made a comment on YouTube That went Viral and got 500 likes.The Morph Call I made was RPM… Get some…BEER!!! That having been said I don’t Drink or Smoke.
Now Mom’s are people too and I learned to cook at 25. I gave my Uncle Aaron a meal plan for announcement next year. Now if you know one person with Autism you just know that one person. Now this is true because I’m about to talk about someone named Mike Ahlrep.
Mike’s girlfriend actually broke up with him and even though this blog is my safe space and I’m out to my girlfriend but the reason I’m not friends with Mike anymore is because I felt awful when someone in my synagogue committed suicide. Even though I didn’t know what suicide was in elementary school what suicide was, I knew since Elementary School that’s how Jason David Frank would die! I haven’t tested positive for Covid but my brother would wish it on me!
What coming out was like for meMy dad told me he didn’t care! My mom made me feel like I was under arrest! Autism has always made it hard for me to fit in with people my own age. My mom told my Uncle Ralph and I was angry with her. Now even though I love my parents, my dream jobs make me happy.
Even though I love my family, my girlfriend has cured what I call my name curse!
Now in Sam’s thoughts, I don’t go into Same sex attraction because my girlfriend and I have a plan because I am going to talk about my name curse!
My Cousin Steve and I are both named after my grandpa, Sam Schiller and he’s about to learn about some things I taught my best man. Nelson was on his high school’s foot ball team. I was the first Jewish president of my high school’s world culture club and standup co,edy was my senior project. Now even though I met Nelson during college, Shattering the Ice won’t shy away from the bullying and I can make Nelson laugh. Now Nelson agrees with me that what his parents are doing to me is inappropriate!
Now even though I’ve been out of the closet for 3 years, my buddy Alex was easier to come out to because I can change my native Seattle dialect at the drop of a dime. Now even though I face stereotypes all my life Alex and Nelson have witnessed Toxic Masculinity with my brother.
Now my girlfriend was impressed by my culinary skills, my writing and my comedy. Nelson’s sister Liz actually told me that her brother’s lucky to have him as a friend. Before he moved to Texas, we were watching Beavis and Butthead and he was laughing really loudly and his sister Lauren shouted “Nelson I’m trying to Sleep!” Even though Nelson’s a Republican, Since he’s getting a copy of this that it was like dealing with a Lesbian with a hissy fit!
So what were the 6people who helped break my name curse and how did they do it?
My girlfriend, Katie (From Russia and College), Nelson, Alex Allie
Because this is my first mention of Allie on Sam’s thoughts. Allie and have the same interests but now that I left the closet, I feel a more free. Because Allie has seen my stuff through FaceTime. Allie has Homework for the Wedding! But she gets to have some pre wedding fun. Nelson might be Hispanic but his heart is Jewish. Now I want to make this clear.
Allie’s ex was on my tour but they were the bully. Thus I have no interest in her. Now Allie and I have one of the same fears and that’s clowns. Although it’s common knowledge that jason David Frank’s cause of death. Although Tommy is the most popular power ranger while alive, Jason David Frank had ADHD.
Allie is going to see Where Power Rangers came from when she comes from the wedding. But here’s the catch. She has to read a Poem and shave her hair. This is because both of us are fans of Avatar the Last Air Bender. The Sequel show has LGBT themes.
My girlfriend has tried my Fish Tacos and the best way to make a fish taco is season it with citrus. In May I met Leo the Pomeranian
June!
Now June is pride month and even though I left the closet at the start of covid-19. Mr. Abel Charrow has a homework assignment, He gets to see the inside of my apartment before I get Married. Although he’s invited to the wedding, he knows that I exist but when I came out to my family they didn’t seem to care how I felt. I want Abel to see the reflection of my younger self via the apartment. I have what I call Autism soft topics and what won Nelson over is how much I know about power rangers. Nelson was the power rangers fan who was always in trouble and I was the Jewish comic who got bullied all the way to college. Now even though I watch Power Rangers with my girlfriend, I have to share the volunteer site with my ex and I can see through her lies.
One thing that always bothers me is when people talk down to me and just see the power ranger fan. Now I supported LGBT lives before coming out myself but when I came out 3 years ago, it was hard to tell my parents because of the arguments I had with my younger brother. I had Starbucks with the person who introduced me to my friend Jay and I found a bonus copy of the big Lebowski
July
My girlfriend got to meet Casey. Casey has never met my parents or my younger brother. Thank g-d for that but this is a joke at my expense, I was circumcised by Edward Scissorhands. Now my mom’s no longer friends with a woman named Jessie Brynan. I heard homophobic comments about my dad. I wanted to come out after high school. I wanted to come out at 21 but my dog died. I came out at 30 but my mom told my Uncle Ralph. Although I forgave her, in college I met Nelson and she gave me a Jewish guilt trip about my friendship because the only time she saw her first born son angry was when he had to reveal about the first same sex attraction during high school. The crush expired on the way home as I had food poisoning
Although I beat Ron Wasserman this year, power rangers aren’t my only autistic hyper focused interest. This is the YouTube of the devil when he had hair.
Now even though I’m working on a Harry Potter fan fiction for my Girlfriend where Harry is Sorted into Slytherin. I’m using it to vent Nelson Amador Jr’s move. Now even though I lived with my brother for 8 months, Karma got to him because I finally have a girlfriend who’s the size of the Hobbit and will allow my supposed “gay” side that I tried to oppress. The reason why I tried to oppress it is because in College, the director of my associates was a massive bitch and was hypocritical of Jewish Holidays. My girlfriend bought me a switch and while I’m getting better at video games, I’m more of a movie guy!
August!
During College I spent a lot of time in the director’s office. Now even though I live independently, my dad doesn’t believe me about how words can hurt as much getting a bloody nose. One thing that hurts to this day is family nepotism! Now the age I realized it was 20 but my girlfriend’s glad that I’m the chef between the two of us. Even though I left the closet 13 years ago and my jokes come out faster, my mom knows about Sam’s thoughts and the next step after that is to get married and write Shattering the Ice because she, a few of my exes, my brother talk down to me. My parents met Mr. P. Even though we’re friends Mr. P’s favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur, his favorite Harry Potter Book is Prisoner of Azkaban and In the 60s we had a Hispanic Gay Joker, in the 90s Mark Hamill was our Joker and the late Kevin Conroy was Gay.
The craziest thing about my life is that a lot of people who bullied me growing up have apologized to me but those who always thought I was bright in elementary school are still impressed. Now I don’t have any interest in having kids because of college drama. Nelson treats me like family. Now my golden rule on Sam’s thoughts is I don’t talk about college but I save it for my memoir but in order to be discreet, I will say this!
In college there were a set of identical twins and mirror twins with bipolar disorder. So what’s a mirror twin, if one of us is vegan, the other would eat meat. Now the reason I didn’t like college because I have experienced Antisemitism since 5th grade and the student was Black.
Now I met Alex and behind the director’s back I went to 10 conferences and Alex HAS seen what I started in 4th grade! Now even if she doesn’t deserve it, my parents taught me to wish others Merry Christmas. Now it took my parents 10 years to apologize for have me live with my brother. To be honest, that’s why my childhood was hard and in middle school I was the student in the nurses office with constant nosebleeds and in high school I was popular. Although In college, the director brainwashed my dad and I had to vent my anger through scripts!
My Uncle is my role model in life and my college girlfriend still wants to meet him but Shattering the Ice will be an Autism book but it’s also LGBTQIA+ Self Advocacy, Although my pronouns are he/him/his. I knew I was bi starting around high school. Same sex attractions expire for me. I was angry that my mom never said the words “I support you” and my dad got mad! Let’s say Nelson is my mirror twin. If Nelson was Vegan, I’d eat meat. Nelson gave me the love I never got from my brother. I gave blood 1 time this year.
Although my girlfriend and I took the train to my Uncle’s, I swore him to secrecy about an announcement in 2024. My parents have to respect my boundaries. The way they told me about their divorce is by taking me to dinner and say they were getting divorced. Sam’s thoughts will now include what I ate this year. Thanks to my girlfriend, I budget better and feel better about my mental health!
Now Arleen Sorkin’s death was Multiple Sclerosis but I think she was just as heartbroken as the rest of us because Kevin Conroy died of Intestine Cancer and even though I never met him, his husband probably misses him the most. Last year my Aunt Enid passed away and she actually sounded like Harley Quinn.
September!
The person who committed suicide was Alexandra Olson. She was 53, I was 27. Jason David Frank was 49. My Girlfriend and I had a Posthumous Birthday Party for her and so we went to a joke shop. Because my girlfriend tells me Autism is my superpower, when we get to October we’re going to talk about coming out! In September my volunteer site went to a rescue shelter and my girlfriend and I looked at dogs. So Power Rangers Dino/Cosmic Fury now that I’ve been out for 3 years? Yes! Because Hasbro owns the rights. Fuck you Saban! If you went to my high school, you know about my middle finger joke it was controversial back then.
October!
I met my girlfriend where I volunteer for 7 years. Now even though Kevin Conroy’s dead, I came out 3 months into the pandemic. Now even though I’m autistic, the easiest person to tell was a guy named Alex because he’s going to be a groomsman. The hardest person to tell was Nelson Amador Jr. Now in 2008, my mom had a friend who had a Gay brother and who made homophobic comments about my dad. Now even though I’m 34, Kevin Conroy was sort of my “Gay Dad”. Although my blog talks about life after college, my ex girlfriend met my girlfriend before I did!
Now I was diagnosed with Autism then Asperger’s at 4 and I have eyesight trouble. Now even though I haven’t had a boyfriend, I had a hard time talking to males my age. We went to Build a Bear, My apartment’s party. Although we lost Matthew Perry this year, I came out to my high school so I could practice with my family!
Anime, Books, Food are our love language. Cooking is where my “gay” side comes out, comedy is where my “straight side” comes out. My Cousin Steve told me coming out is more reliant on the other person and since I feel more comfortable with women, I don’t regret coming out 3 months into the pandemic! Even though I live alone and am currently have a girlfriend, I abide by her boundaries too. Since this blog is my nerd side, the next person in pop culture I learned about from my birthright tour, Richard Moll died and he was the two face Tony, Nelson and I grew up with but Katie will experience because my parents don’t have a choice about her on the guest list
Now where I volunteer is called Bellevue Clubhouse and I’m going to sound like an infomercial for them now!
As Zaheer: Bellevue Clubhouse is where Sam K volunteers in Hospitality and is a columnist for their newsletter. Although he’s male he gaves talks about Ass-burger disease in high school, when his dog Fluffy died he went through the 5 stages of grief during college. Because of his disease the director told him all people who have it are the same! Now even though he has a girlfriend, this one is what he calls adorkable. Like all Jewish children, they grow up.
Although Sam lives alone, G-d has someone for everyone!
Normally: Zaheer, why did you have to mention G-d?
Zaheer: I’m the one who convinced Nelson’s family to move to Texas, you–
Anyway, my pride flag is in the kitchen and I do a lot of cooking for 7 years and even though I’m in my early 30s, I haven’t had a boyfriend but I inherited the look younger than your age gene than your age gene from my family. Shattering the Ice, my memoir will be a book, now Autism gives me a stronger memory but everyone has the right to happiness and because I wanted to get started in comedy at a very young age, that was my senior project in high school. This is the only time I’ll talk about college on my blog because I only have 5 friends that are worth keeping in touch with!
The Tale of the Two Katies!
Now there are two Katies that are very important to my life. Katie from college helped me find my ex. She keeps bragging about how she’s an identical, mirror twin with Bipolar Disorder. Well, guess who also had it?
Katie in College doesn’t force my bisexuality out she says “Sam’s humor is bland and British, you have to know him to understand it.” Because Kevin Conroy is dead and David Yost is still alive and I started Sam’s thoughts 10 years ago, here’s my personal coming out story, nix my comedy and oy vey I have to use the fucking sex and the city clip!
Sam’s PERSONAL coming out story!
Now look, my family’s a middle class Jewish family. My parents would have had a sister but she was a miscarriage. In Elementary school I was only called to the principal’s office because the kid in elementary school stole my computer. Long time readers know that I collect figurines (that was the first time my parents saw my autism). A stereotype with Autism/Asperger’s is why all like playing Yugioh and are really good at Math!
Puberty is actually a beautiful thing as it allows the LGBTQ community to be who they really are, Anime has been very important to me since I was 10! Now I can’t help that I’m a romantic, when I was a little kid I actually thought a double meant two people to one person.
In Middle School, I was painfully shy and would rather read, watch a movie or anime than talk to people. Autism makes it easier for me to talk to women but I often hear, “I just want you as a friend.”
During Sophomore and Junior year of high school, I experienced Bi-Erasure (More on that in Shattering the Ice). Junior year I had a crush on someone who’s moved on but she got orphaned before turning 30. Her name is Jennalee “Jen” Evavold! Although I was president of the student world culture club, there was one other student who wanted to go out with me. Now I knew liked women but Karma got to Watari (Dad) because Mr. P gives me permission to talk about same sex attraction when it comes to Autism. Same sex attractions come and go but I’m abiding by my girlfriend’s boundaries as this is “my one”
2007
Mr. P
Did I flirt with him? Constantly but just for fun
Was Batman Animated allowed: Yes! (Kevin Conroy is my gay dad)
What was Mr. P’s favorite Pokemon?: Bulbasaur!
What was Mr. P’s Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw!
What was Mr. P’s: Favorite Harry Potter Book: Prisoner of Azkaban (Most people I talk to Choose this book)
What did he sign in my senior year book: Keep making people laugh. (More or less)
Was Mr. P banned from Simpsons? Yes!
Why was Mr. P not allowed to watch Power Rangers? Because I was stuck in a Barney Costume!
How did I get over my crush on Mr. P? He gave me a ride home when I overate
Did Mr. P meet Nelson?
Yes!
What does my heart say when it comes to Mr. P these days?
Come to Anakin Phoenix’s wedding!
College!
Ok I’m going to be blunt, college was tough but I’m going to be blunt and keep it spoiler free as I have left the closet but Fuzzy’s reincarnation is my girlfriend!
There were a set of twins who have Bipolar Disorder. I have Bipolar Disorder but in High School I was the theater nerd. My ex brought up Ekaterina “Katie” Elokhina where we volunteer. Now Katie lives in Russia, my ex and her sister fight a LOT. So do my brother and I. Seattle has a bus system.
My ex’s booby trap was to treat me like a 5 year old! Now even though I’m a comedian and chef with Autism, when someone Mike and I were friends I called him Beetus boy and then when he came out as Gay we stopped being friends because of whining for his boyfriend. When I came out 3 years ago, it was because where I volunteer I’m one of the kitchen dudes.
My girlfriend wants to visit Israel
Fact! I wanted to come out after high school but my mom’s best friend at the time made homophobic comments about my dad and infantilized me. She thought I had a crush on Nelson but she was the tougher parent, my dad didn’t give a shit. As for my brother, I had to live with him for 8 months and he went bald as a result of bullying his autistic brother!
My girlfriend and I went to build a bear, my apartment’s Halloween Party and since I have a love/hate relationship with it, I just wore my green ranger shirt and we watched Hotel Transylvania 1.
My ex had a sister and while she’s also bipolar, neither of them are invited to comedy shows!
Ralph C or Gay Ralph calls me Bookworm. His personal challenge to me is the read the wheel of time series and I just finished the first book. Him and his partner know that I want get married and my girlfriend wants me to wait until February to announce something to you guys.
Gay Ralph knows of Nelson but although he hasn’t beaten me yet, he’s going to see the younger generation because although Nelson moved away, Jewish and LGBTQ are more liable to be bullied. Now I have no interest in Ralph. Now look guys I’m a nerd but Autism made it hard to be around people my age!
Now the pin collection in my apartment represents the freedom from my younger brother!
Although my girlfriend knows that I’m on the Spectrum, and a Jewish Bi, I’m the kitchen bitch! Although my parents had me first, neither of us want kids because they’re expensive but dogs will live on even after they die.
Because Matthew Perry died this year, Chandler is a reflection of me. My girlfriend’s favorite Character is Phoebe. Now Nelson’s move to Texas took its toll on my mental health and since my girlfriend’s not the only important person in my life, my last name translates to singer! Before she came to clubhouse, I plated 20 people for Spaghetti and Meatballs and 20 people for Chicken and Waffles! Now because this is a public blog, My girlfriend likes to Hike and we can Hike for her but I won her over the same way I won over Nelson! Her favorite movie we’ve watched together is Catch Me if you Can!
Do I have a crush on Nelson?
Long time power rangers fans know David Yost (Billy) is Gay. Jason David Frank (Tommy) committed suicide! Now for those who don’t know, nepotism sucks! If you saw a video of Nelson and I together during our college days it would be the most wholesome thing you saw on YouTube or TikTok. Nelson was the tough one.
Believe it or not, my buddy Alex has the exact same background as me. Divorced parents and bullied by a sibling. Now even though I came out 3 months into the pandemic, my parents know who Mr. P is.
Although Mr. P’s last name isn’t Penis, after one of my college came out he became a drama queen! Same sex attractions come and go. Even though I don’t want children my girlfriend’s fine with that. Nelson might be Hispanic but it’s his heart was Jewish! So why was Nelson the tough one and Alex the easy one? Nelson and I made a deal, we’re the other’s best man and when he moved away, everything I taught him in college moved to Texas with him.
So why was Alex easy?
Alex knows that I have a pen pal named Katie after my dog died. After coming out, I was finally able to make a voice for him.
As Fuzzy: Sam’s ex girlfriend still wants to meet his Uncle Aaron and his pen pal, but I think she can go to hell! I’ve been to Hell, the fried rice is fantastic.
November!
Michael Ahlrep was jealous of my brotherhood with Nelson. After he came out, he became a jerk! His birthday is the day that Jason David Frank passed away on last year. Originally we WERE friends but I saw all the signs that he might be Gay! Now even though I left the closet 3 months into Covid, I interviewed my cousin Steve about being Gay and then I came out to my family and my mom should have asked for permission and my dad told me he didn’t care! Even though I haven’t had a boyfriend, I got my mom Love, Simon for Hanukkah.
My mom can’t keep a secret to save her life, My dad has anger problems and although I don’t live with my brother anymore my parents basically allowed him to call me retarded my entire life!
In November we got Malaysian food with my friend Ryan from High School. We had Thanksgiving and had our first workout and had our first workout!
December!
Now I’ve had a love/hate relationship with the holidays ever since I was a kid. I always felt like I was stuck in my brother’s shadow. Even though I’m autistic, I want the same things as everyone else> My girlfriend has bought me food, video games for Hanukkah and this is a quote from her, “Autism is your superpower!” I try to be patient with people I don’t like! Now there’s a baby boomer who plays Santa and I won’t reveal his real name on Sam’s thoughts.
Now I like to volunteer in the kitchen, standup comedy and theater helped me overcome Anxiety and Depression in Middle School Shyness. Sam A (She/Her) has read a Sam’s thoughts and if you know one Autistic Person, you don’t know EVERY Austitic person. Now even though I am a fan of Harry Potter, everyone had a reaction to JK Rowling’s trans comments. My rebuttal is “they have biological sex in Israel?”
All Jokes aside, although I came out 3 years ago my girlfriend and I have a very steady relationship. Now both Katies have been discussed on Sam’s thoughts. I really think it’s just an adjustment for my parents. Although my mom sacrificed smoking so I could be born, it resulted in early childhood Asthma. Now I did power points in high school about Autism. Now even though she knows who it was, for me it felt like my brother wanted to repeat preschool to high school.
At the time of this blog, my girlfriend and I are waiting 6 weeks left to tell my parents and her mom. Now I started this blog to give a middle finger and to help someone named Katie Elokhina learn English. Katie isn’t Autistic and she can’t swim but I have a cult following online!
Now Alex is a registered Democrat and so am I. He’s met my girlfriend and told me about Thug Kitchen and she’s my “one” although I came out 3 years ago instead of “Sam, I support you.” from my parents, I got “We don’t care, you moved out!” it made me upset because my 20th present was my favorite birthday present and my dad paid for my trip to New York. Plus they give me a hard time about my friendship with Nelson. Now Katie is just a year older than me but she was one of the easier ones because although we met on Facebook, 3 Days later David Yost came out! I don’t like him in that way but I told Ron Wasserman he talks like he has a Sinus Infection! The Late Kevin Conroy feels like my Gay Dad!
Now Santa is a volunteer and although he’s a baby boomer and my therapist told me to continue ignoring him. Last year my mom stood up for me during Passover and even though I’m keeping y’all in the dark about February 3rd 2024 Here are all the New Foods I tried this year! My girlfriend and I marathoned How to Train Your Dragon Movies and my college brother Alex gave me a cow for my collection!
So what are the new foods I tried this year?
Ant Brittle
Chicken Sukiyaki (Teriyaki Place)
Strawberry White Boston Cake
Mini Fruit Jelly
Chicken Curry (Teriyaki Place)
Alligator Jerky
Ants
Crickets
Super Worms
Scorpions
Scorpions
Laotian Beef Jerky
Ping Seen
S’mores Cake
Trader Joe’s Pickled Pups
Coconut Milk
Mushroom Elixir called Alive
Apple Sidra
Dried Strawberries
Lemon Parfait
Chicken Feet
Cookie Dough Cake
Lemon Cake
Shilanti Cake
Brisket from JJ Mahoney’s
Magic Spoon
Mash Sparkling Juice
Merci Chocolate
Laotian Pork Sausage
Rasmali Pastry
Thai Street Corn Salad
Turkish Delight
Chipotle Sweet Potato Salad
Black Pepper Frog Legs
Cacao Juice
Dark Chocolate Sunflower Seed butter cups
Lemon Mousse cake
Caramel Apple Lemonade (Via Red Robin)
Tsunami Shrimp (Via Red Robin which my girlfriend believes I can recreate)
Cauliflower Latkes
Pear Cider
Kung Pao Brussels Sprouts
TJ Cheeseburger Burrito
Mango Smoothie from TJ’s
Beef Wellington
Herb Jelly
Camel Jerky
And now… A Glimpse into 2024 and the first post of January will reveal my figure total!
Kevin Conroy was one of the few times in pop culture I suffered the 5 stages of Basic grief over. Even though I left the closet 3 years ago, I was angry at how my parents reacted to my coming out. My mom should have known better than to tell my Uncle Ralph even if one of her sons is Gay. Karma got to my dad as the guy who I thought was cute in high school is now his co-worker.
The crush expired as soon as he gave me a ride home from the all night senior party. Wether I can find a job or not I plan on doing a year long Batman Marathon. Kicking it off with the Pattinson Batman. On February 3rd, My mom wants a Meatloaf lunch and my dad will be told via FaceTime. Although my parents divorced 16 years ago, they remained friends.
While they do like my girlfriend, they can’t baby me when I tell them as this is my life!
Although I wanted to be a comedian from a young age, I also considered being a history Teacher or Rabbi. No matter what age I was, I always seem to have the teen angst of “What do you want?” when it comes to my immediate family. The comedian in me calls my brother King Scrotum because 1) He went bald as a result of bullying me and 2) My parents let him get away with it!
One Stereotype I hate about modern Autism is that we’re all good with Math and like Yu-gi-oh. My brother built everyone decks and purposely made mine the weakest. Next year Yugioh GX will be covered as well as…
Now when demographic appropriate for power rangers, my favorite was Tommy but in Middle School and High School it was Adam. Singe technically I am a bisexual male, the reason I am open about it is because after I got bullied by a friend after he came out as Gay and didn’t give a shit when someone in my synagogue killed herself!
So what did Jason David Frank miss out on besides my comedy career? Well I talk to Ron Wasserman all the time on Facebook and he’s a nice guy. There’s a joke shop called Archie McPhee. Most people know Seattle for Pike Place Market and the Space Needle. Should Ron Wasserman come to my wedding, make sure to Stop by a place called Dick’s Drive in!
Although my parents had a hard time with it, it’s been 3 years since I came out. All the arguments my brother and I had growing up have lead me to do standup comedy, Sam’s thoughts and even if we don’t get married during Passover, you bet your ass Matzoh Ball Soup is on the menu!
Just to remind you guys, Harry Potter and the 7 years of Bullshit Chapter 8 is called The Bar Mitzvah of Harry James Patter and Vice President Scrotum. Expect lots of gay banter in it!
Wayne might be 24 years my senior but he’s getting a copy of this blog. Not only did I propose but she said yes! Although Wayne has known me for 15 years, I have one younger brother who is the exact opposite of me!
Yugioh GX will be covered in English as well as Season 4!
Sam's Thoughts 